Tag: humor
group name: harassyourass
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April 15, 2008 10:40 AM EDT --
As a community, how are we to respond to this information? Outrage? Guarded optimism? I suggest forming three think tanks, one to concentrate on Mike, another for Apryl, and a third to analyze all . . . more
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February 14, 2008 10:57 AM EST --
This has got to be the cleanest joke my uncle has ever sent!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " . . . more
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September 08, 2007 10:05 PM EDT --
Dateline: Sept 8, 2007
This correspondent has learned through unnamed sources that Osama bin Laden, contrary to his very public fundamentalist Muslim agenda, has a taste for designer clothes - clothes . . . more
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May 07, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Most of America's populace thinks it very improper to spank children as was the preferred method of yesteryear.
I recently tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of "those . . . more
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April 07, 2008 08:55 PM EDT --
Squish squishing winter thaw.
Mud sucking up, following my footprints.
Oh no
Not mud.....
. . . more
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June 11, 2008 05:54 AM EDT --
The other night, I had to stop at my brothers to discuss the A/V for the wedding reception the
end of this month. Yes, my nephew, the one who had survived the chick-flick test has since . . . more
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December 25, 2007 10:04 AM EST --
After my recent experience, I think I am capable of liberating gold from Fort Knox. Seriously.
Warning: Rant in progress.
I purchase the Oscar-winning movie, The Departed , to add to my growing . . . more
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February 24, 2008 10:55 AM EST --
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was . . . more
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April 16, 2007 12:28 AM EDT --
My aunt is in the habit of sending me (i.e., forwarding) humorous e-mails... a lot of them. In fact, she is the one person in the family that could be accused of spamming, but they are usually funny, so . . . more
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June 13, 2008 06:24 AM EDT --
WARNING : Choking hazard. Put that coffee or soda down first and be sure you have swallowed before reading further.
Our service department sent out an e-mail to our ENTIRE customer base with . . . more
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May 07, 2008 08:56 AM EDT --
I am passing this on to you because we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil Show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, . . . more
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April 18, 2007 08:11 AM EDT --
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative . . . more
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January 29, 2008 07:55 PM EST --
This is dedicated to all my friends in the nursing profession.
I received it in an email today and had to share it.
You know you're a nurse when...
The front of your scrubs . . . more
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March 11, 2007 09:28 AM EDT --
I saw a rainbow and followed it to the very end.
Yes, I finally found it...
... the pot at the end of the rainbow.
Crap. Crap. Crap.
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November 24, 2007 03:54 PM EST --
[A note from Landen: A little bit o' humor shared with me by a friend. I don't know who authored this one, but it's fun.]
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. . . . more
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July 19, 2007 10:55 PM EDT --
Many years ago when my daughter, Rainbo, was nearly three, my friend Craig came over for dinner. We were eating chickenand vegetables.
Rainbo was not a big fan of chicken, or meat in general. . . . more
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May 15, 2008 10:25 AM EDT --
The Kern County, California, Sheriff's Department orders plain white
patrol units and has the graphics applied locally.
In this case, what they ordered was . . . more
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June 19, 2007 09:49 AM EDT --
Avril Lavigne has been touted as some sort of new punk performer...
But only by people who don't know what punk is. Simplistic lyrics and melody do not make a punk song. They do make great parody fodder, . . . more
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December 10, 2007 03:01 AM EST --
With all of the attempts to change Christmas and change the traditional idea of Santa lately, some investigation has been done and some startling truths have been unearthed to challenge the traditional . . . more
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January 17, 2007 11:57 PM EST --
There is a severe shortage of exclamation marks!
Due to excessive overuse in e-mails, blogs and other forms of written communication, the supply of exclamation marks has dwindled far more rapidly . . . more
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